some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english
water you doing
that one kid who argues with the teacher on a regular basis and you just
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
The guy getting mugged by the chickens
the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.
I’M GONNA CRY
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
Jennifer ‘cuteness overload’ Lawrence vol. 2